Selected works from Natalya Lobanova.
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”."
I prefer scary movies about ghosts, demons, and shit like that, to the ones about the psychopathic serial killers. Like, I don’t believe in ghosts and shit, psychopathic serial killers who are willing to drag my intestines outside of me, those are out there. They exist, and they look like everyone and this fucked up shit is happening to someone in the world. There are rumors and urban legends about spooky creatures, but people are actually being tortured in real life.
Gustav Klimt, The Kiss (1907-1908) / Arctic Monkeys, Arabella (2013)
Craig Waddell (b. 1973, Sydney, Australia) - I See Myself In You (Self Portrait), 2012 Paintings: Oil on Linen
Miles Kane by Andrew Whitton [x]
- Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
- Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381